*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
When people ask you to come down from your room and socialize.
My humor is either: making fun of myself or being a douche.